*is kinda hyperventalating*

Those are Batman wedges.
OH MAH BLOG.
I know, I know, I'm sorry... But I haven't seen any DeanandSam in a long time and I'm going through withdrawls that can only be comforted by shoes.
Comic book shoes, as it were.

You're getting the good news first.

The good news: new Season 4 promo pic!



The bad news: Dean is wearing the Shirt of Emotional Trauma! OH NOES!! What can it possibly mean?!?

I HATE BLAKE.

Ms. Abel, Blake just ruined this website for me for the rest of my life.

Growl.
Ask him. Ga'head, ask him what he did.

Anyways, Merry Christmas. Love you.

Merry Christmas, boys!



[That's all dean wanted for Christmas.]

Kinda off Topic Squee...

But this is my cousin. [She's freakishly beautiful.]
And this is the drummer from The Killers.
Not an an 'oh my he's attractive' squee, but definitely a 'your music and beats changed my life' squee.




ps: i tried one of the title links! Check it. :D

-Cass

Christmasy goodness

So, I debated putting this on here, because I know fanfic isn't for eveyone and most people think it is not only stupid, but also crazy.

BUT.

One of my most FAVORITEST authors wrote this little gem, and I had to mention it. So, if fanfic isn't your thing, just skip this, but if you're interested in a cute, short, Christmasy scene involving boys just realizing they're in love and a house full of mistletoe, READ IT!

Mistletoe by chash

Squee!Tunes

So, you may have noticed I played with the music. I put together a playlist of songs that remind us of Sam and Dean and Jared and Jensen. If you think of more you want on there, or ones you want off, post them in the comments.

Brood, Trying again. lol.

This girl's icon... I don't know how to save it.

But it's friggin awesome.

:D

Brood...

So I found this absolutely hilarious icon, and I'm terrified it won't work... Let me know; I found it on PWT.
-Cass

The Special Two

title: the special two
music: the special two by missy higgins
vidder: dayln03
from: here



I've hardly been outside my room in days,
'Cause I don't feel that I deserve the sunshine's rays.
The darkness helped until the whiskey wore away,
And it was then I realized the conscience never fades.
And you make boundaries you'd never dream to cross,
And if you happen to, you wake completely lost.

But I will fight for you,
Be sure that I will fight,
Until we're the special two once again.

And we will only need each other, we'd breathe together,
Our hands will not be taught to hold another,
We were the special two
And we could only see each other, we'd bleed together,
These arms will not be taught to need another,
Cuz we're the special two.

(like the video, like the song, but the singer's accent kinda drives me nuts!)

Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

from oatmeal-queen:



Book! Christmas! FEETY PAJAMAS!!!

*incoherent babbling*

Merry Christmas from the SPN editing room

OMG. Go here and watch this.

Ignore the monster chow in the first 2 previews. In fact, pretty much just ignore the first minute and 30 seconds. Trust me, it will be worth it.

Modesty is his middle name

Okay, I know. Lots of Jared stuff lately. 'S not my fault! Blame School of Jensen and Jared! Oh, and I like him best.

Friday the 13th

So...there was this cast picture from F13. But you know I could give a frak about the rest of the mofos in that movie, so here's the important part:

(Don't forget to MAKE IT BIG!)

Words cannot adequately express my fangirly joy right now.

Kriprolled!

O.M.G times elevety!!!

Birthday, Part I

I know I can't top what Heather gave you, but this is part one, kay? The other parts are just taking longer than I expected.

We can add and take some off, just let me know. [couldn't find the ballad.]

-Cass

Um...I'll be in my bunk.

P.S. The current hot topic on the tubes: Is Jared wearing Jensen's shirt?

I know you dig this stuff

So, you know how I used to give you a hard time for liking The Christmas Shoes? Well, I'm gonna have to add to the tradition of Chrstmas crap, because our very own J-Pad has now gifted us with The Christmas Cottage, a treacle-filled fuzzy-fest biopic about Thomas Kincaid, Painter of Light.

(excuse me, I need insulin)

So, feelings and reviews are mixed. The movie is really quite bad, but Jared is, as usual, sexass onna stick, which is enough to encourage the bravest of fangirls to sit endure a few hours of ridiculousness (missyjack refers to it as The Christmas Carnage, the story of Thomas Kincaid, Wanker of Light).

Actually, all the talk has been quite funny. And I found this last night. Ifyouweremine, who is one of my favorite fic writers, made this video and commentary on The Christmas Cottage. I'm reposting it here, totally without her permission. I hope, on the off chance that she ever finds this, that she doesn't mind, because I am totally doing it as a way of fangirling her and I hope I've given her enough credit.

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Christmas Cottage commentary

Today I’ve decided to test my strength and endurance by watching The Christmas Cottage.

I feel as if I am going on a long and treacherous journey, fraught with danger and hardship. There will be moments, I know, when I’ll want to give up—when I’ll ask myself why am I doing this and is it even worth it?. There will be moments when I’ll want to cry, tear my hair, shrink away from the unbearable stream of sugary Hallmark moments parading past my screen, but I’ll try to be get through them. I will make it to the end! #braces self#

*It opens with Jared looking hotass with gorgeous hair and a neck that should, by all accounts, be licked. This movie’s already got more going for it than Ten Inch Hero did, since Jared’s fine self is in the first frame while in TIH Jensen showed up four minutes in looking not-so-pretty.

*Jared (well, in the movie he’s named Thomas, but I’m going to call him Jared) is drawing some girl, who, in the gag-inducingly sweet tradition of this movie, is named Hope. From this point on, I’m going to call her Jensen. In my mind, she looks like this.

*Jared tells Jensen he wants Jensen’s shoulder, and tugs Jensen’s sleeve down to bare it. They kiss.

*Bow-chicka-wow-wow music starts up and a disco ball floats down from the roof as Jared lays Jensen down on a bearskin rug and sodomizes him for the next hour-and-a-half, Jared all the while shouting “I have the power!” in tune with his hip thrusts. Here’s a rough approximation of what it looked like. (NSFW)

*That last bullet-point didn’t actually happen, but oh, I wish it had.

*Jared is a drama-queen and puts an X over the drawing because he’s not satisfied with it. He should probably have sex on-camera to make us himself feel better.

*Jared drives a motorcycle on a snowy road with his movie brother in a not-at-all-silly passenger thing on the side as speaking-about-the-past!Jared does a voiceover and says something clichéd about how his life was about to change forever, IDK, I get distracted by that adorable little whistle-y thing he sometimes does when he talks.

*Corny scene going to meet movie!mom and her church choir kids who are “listening to the wind in the trees.” Logic tells me I should be mocking Jared’s adorkable hat and big red scarf, but he looks implausibly pretty in them. HOW DID HE DO THAT

*Even cornier scene with a nosey neighbor whose dog got to tackle Jared and lick his face (which is something I envy deeply. Fucking smug dog).

*Nosey neighbor (who I’m calling NoNo) is played by an eye actor, meaning that the more his eyes bulge out, the better an actor he is. NoNo is an impeccable eye actor.

*Jared: Where on earth are you?
Peter O’Toole: In the corner. Like little Jack Horner.
Me: MAKE IT END. PLEASE MAKE IT END.

*Peter O’Toole is nattering theatrically abut age and emotion and “the summer light in Paris.” It makes me want to shoot myself in the foot, because that would be less painful.

*Jared snoops and finds movie!mom’s foreclosure notice

*NNNGGGHHH, GUYS. HE’S REALLY FRIGGIN PRETTY IN THIS MOVIE. Jared is like Viagra for women.

*OMG, I think I just recognized Jared’s fugly movie!brother! Is that Shawn Ashmore? No! It’s Aaron Ashmore, who it turns out is another CW guy.

*It turns out movie!mom (who I’m calling MoMo) gots to get paid 3G in green money or she’ll be out on her ass, OH NOEZ!

*Fugly!brother: We’re gonna loose the cottage? #wibbleface# LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

*Jared + Jersey shirt + bed = ♥____♥

*Battle of the gaudy Christmas lawn ornaments

*Lame bar scene

*Hmm, the town needs a mural painted, Jared is a painter looking for a job…now I think—and I’m just guessing here—I think Jared’s going to be the one to paint he mural.

*Jared painting is unexpectedly HOT. #gulps#

*Peter O’Toole caressed Jared’s face for a long time in that pep-talk scene. I don’t blame him! Also he’s doing some eye-acting of his own. NoNo would be proud.

*Could these characters BE any flatter? Particularly MoMo. Erk, I just want her to say “Fuck!” or fart or something to show she’s not a total Mary Sue.

*LMAO at Jared ordering the dog to sit. I think he was channeling some of him and Jensen’s bedroom-talk: “Jensen, roll over. Good boy!” …I am a terrible person for saying these things hahahaha

*FUCK, JARED, STOP BEING SO HOT. YOU’RE MAKING ME NOT-HATE THE MOVIE. I FEEL CHEATED OF MY HATE.

*Lame church scene that attempts to be funny but isn’t. I am back to hating the movie! Apparently the only time I can tolerate it is when Jared is on-screen.

*People should call Jared “T-Bone” all the time. Well, that or “Big Papa.” Or “Peen Machine Extreme.”

*Why is it that no matter what show or movie he’s on, someone in Jared’s fake family will try to give him dirty magazines?

*Jared’s movie!dad is pissing me off.

*MOVIE!DAD TRIED TO FONDLE JARED’S LEGENDARY PEEN. I can’t judge him for it, I know I would have done the same.

*I know I’m supposed to be focusing on Jared’s soft tones and sympathetic emo eyes or something, but during the scene where he goes with the old dude to visit old dude’s dead son, all I can think about is JARED’S OUTFIT. OH. OH GOD. IT MAKES JARED LOOK LIKE THE HOTTEST JANITOR EVER IN THE WORLD. I WANT TO JUMP HIM AND, LIKE, BITE HIM ON THE SHOULDER AND THEN RAVISH HIM. LOL, I fail so bad at feeling the srz bzns feelings this scene is supposed to make me feel.

*Jared’s hand takes up ALL OF OLD-GUY’S SHOULDER.

*…If you thought this movie reaction was going to be more than me perving over Jared and ridiculing everything else, I think I must have cleared you of that misconception now, LOL.

*Every scene MoMo is in kills me a little inside with the curious combination of I-don’t-give-a-fuck and so-idealized-it-makes-me-want-to-puke.

*Does it make me a bad person that I laughed when Peter O’Toole messed up the painting and started emo-crying? I think so, yes.

*All of Jared’s soft talking in this movie makes me want him to get pissed off at someone and just GROWL. I am so sick of the emo!

*Uh-oh, is blonde-ex-girlfriend Ninette going to be Jared’s new love interest? I’m going to call her Jensen2.

*Jensen1 senses that Jensen2 might make a move for her man and calls Jared up to say she’s going to pay him a booty-call.

*Movie!dad again shows that he’s an asshat by refusing to pony up some cash so they can keep the family cottage. (LMAO, I giggle every time they say “cottage,” btw.)

*Unfortunately, Jared does not growl.

*Oooh, when Jensen1 didn’t like the mural, I knew she was a goner and the way was clear for Jensen2.

*No wonder Peter O’Toole is losing it, the poor dude’s shut up in a cold dark room all day with paint fumes.

*LMAO melting scenery!

*The one funny scene so far got ruined by a Hallmark speech by, of all people, movie!dad. Jared didn’t even get to beat up bad-wig guy or growl! Way to be a buzzkill. And is he crying? HAHAHAHA, suck it up, emo!daddy!

*Jensen1 gets in on the drama-queen action and tearfully leaves.

*If I have to listen to MoMo speak any more I’ll vomit. She annoys me so much! IT’S THE THIRD FRIGGIN DRAMATIC SYRUPY SPEECH IN THREE MINUTES, GIVE IT A REST!!!

*LOL at the Deeply Meaningful Moment™ the town spends looking at the mural.

*HAAAAA Jared’s having his own sappy moment with Peter O’Toole and Peter’s doing some serious eye-acting, all, like 8o

*I should be ragging on Jared’s crybaby scene a lot, but Jared cries so PRETTY here (has he been taking lessons from Jensen???). Goddamn it, Jared, don’t you draw me in. DON’T YOU DRAW ME IN WITH YOUR HEARTFELT CRYING, DAMN IT.

*PETER O’TOOLE IS SO LUCKY. I heard if you touch Jared’s tears with your bare skin you de-age, like, 10 years. Also, if Jared kisses you, unicorns will want to be your friends and rainbows will start growing in your backyard. No wonder he’s smiling now!

*THE WHOLE TOWN CAME OUT ON A SNOWY CHRISTMAS MORNING TO HELP MOMO. HELP ME, I’M DYING FROM SUGAR OVERLOAD! ALL OF MY TEETH INSTANTLY GREW CAVITIES AS I WATCHED THIS SCENE.

*When Jared went to get the door right before Peter O’Toole came in and started his spiel about how light lasts forever, NNNGGGHHH, how friggin amazing did Jared look? A LOT.

*GAG ENDING.

*“Love is the brightest light of all”? I am shocked by this innovative and exciting idea. I had never heard that before!

Lastly:


***

So, yeah. We totally have to see this movie.

Fandom Funtimes

So, since you liked P!WT so much, I thought I'd show you some of the other things that are big in fandom. Of course, this is by no means a comprehensive list, and some I like a lot, some not so much, but here you go:

Sam's Drunken Letters to Stephen King:
It was bound ot happen right? Someone who lives a horror movie every day finally deciding to take on the master of horror himself. But he only does it when he's drunk. Thankfully, his big bro's there to save the evidence and add his own special touches. I would scroll down and start with #1. (You don't have to have read any Stephen King books to appreciate these.)

The Dean Show Slumber Party:
Another comic that mostly focuses on Wee! and Teen!Chesters, and not as funny as P!WT, but very cute!

Jared and Jensen at Paley Comic:
So, a few years ago, there was a Supernatural Panel at Paley Fest (which is the William S. Paley Television Festival). Jared and Jensen were there, along with Eric Kripke (creator of SPN, and sometime writer/director), Kim Manners (regular director), Robert Singer (director/writer/exec. producer, and Bobby's namesake), and John Shiban (writer). Most fangirls mark this event as the moment they realized that Jensen and Jared are in love. Many, many videos of the event are available on youtue, including this one, which hits most of the highlights. The entire panel can be viewed in chunks here. So anyway, the Comic is a bunch of screenshots from the event pulled together and captioned. And the best part is that she didn't even exaggerate all that much.

missyjack:
So, missyjack is probably the most awesome awesome to ever awesome. She does it all, and she does it hilariously. She lives in Australia, but seems to know what's going on with the show and fandom before almost everyone else, she does comics and stories and meta and videos and con reports and news items and photos and funny stuff, and she loves the show and the boys and the fans, and we all love her too. She is so dedicated and knows so much about the show, that some have even speculated that she's Kripke in disguise!

The Beast with Two Backs:
And last but not least, a little fan comic by none other than Eric Kripke, himself. Featuring the Ghostfacers and their slightly skewed view of the Winchester Boys. (via missyjack's livejournal)

Supernatural Wiki:
Everything you could ever possbly want to know about the world of Supernatural.

Enjoy!

FYI, I added P!WT to the link bar at the top.

^.^

Yay Clue! That game will never be the same for me:



BAHAHAHA Sam tattoo:



This is my new icon:



Have I mentioned you're INCREDIBLE for finding this? Like, hella cool.

Love, Peace, and Impala Grease.

I hope that worked...


and OMG I LOVE IT.


this may or may not be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Plastic!Winchester Theatre

Well, it seems you have finally stumbled onto my very very absolutymostpositivly favorite part of the Supernatural Fandom. Yes, I read fanfic, yes I watch interviews, yes I have hundreds of pictures stored on my hard drve, but my favorite thing is Plastic!Winchester Theatre.

I won't say much about it, just let you check it out for yourself--it's not everyone's cup of tea.

Meet the Plastic!Winchesters (kinda explains what P!WT is)

Plastic!Winchester Guide (all episodes)

Episode 1.1

It's pretty amazing to see the progression of this series just from a technical standpoint, if nothing else. While the earlier episodes are pretty simple (and freakin' hilarious), the creator, anteka, is now incorporating full segments done in stop-motion photography. Plus there's tons of special features and behind-the-scenes content.

P!WT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!

OH! MY! GOSH!

Holy effing... *inserteveryfakeswearwordi'veeverheard* [since we don't real swear anymore, just fake swear*

Well, there goes the other birthday present I got for you.

-Cass

An old favorite...

I'm rethinking my position on cowboy hats.

And here he is, not dead:



A. DORKABLE. It's disgusting really.

Blast from the past

This interview/promo is WAY old, but they look soooo CUTE!